Golf Society
2010 OUTING DATES
Date: 22 Jan 2010 / Viewed: 69 times
MAZE..........7th Feb 10am
WARRENPOINT...21st Mar 10am
MASSEREENE....18th April
DUNGANNON.....10th May
LURGAN .......T.B.D. June
LURGAN........T.B.D. July
R/BELFAST.....T.B.D. August
MOYOLA........12th Sept
THE SOCIETY FEES FOR 2010 HAVE BEEN AGREED AT £25 PER PERSON PAYABLE BEFORE WARRENPOINT OUTING TO QUALIFY FOR INCLUSION IN PLAYER OF THE YEAR
WEEKEND GOLF TRIP RESULTS
Date: 12 Oct 2009 / Viewed: 171 times
PLAYER OF THE YEAR RESULTS
Date: 12 Oct 2009 / Viewed: 148 times
DIAMUID MITCHELL WON PLAYER OF THE YEAR 2009 WITH 21PTS IN SECOND PLACE WAS BOBBY FAY WITH 18 POINTS EARLIER IN THE YEAR DIARMUID ALSO WON MATCHPLAY CHAMPION FOR 2009 HE HAS A LOT TO LIVE UP TO NEXT YEAR.
Some photos from the Golf Annual Awards night have now been added to the gallery.
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MELTDOWN OF A GREAT GOLFER
Date: 16 Sep 2009 / Viewed: 168 times
PICTURE THE SCENE, SUNDAY 6th CLANN EIREANN FINAL OUTING MICKY AND DERMID PAIRED AGAINST IAN AND MARK, MICKY SAYS ARE WE PLAYING FOR A £1-£1-£1 THE BIG EASY RETORTS ARE YOU MICE OR MEN WERE PLAYING FOR £5-£5 AND £5 WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP !! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
HOLE 1 WIN DERMID 1UP
HOLE 2 WIN DERMID 2UP
HOLE 3 WIN DERMID 3UP
HOLE 4 WIN MICKY 4UP DING EASY THE WHOOP WHOOP HAS FADED
HOLE 5 HALVED MARK
HOLE 6 WIN MARK 3UP
HOLE 7 WIN DERMID 4UP
HOLE 8 HALVED MARK
HOLE 9 HALVED MARK. HAVE YOU SEEN THE PATTERN YET.
TO CHEER THE TEAM UP AND SPUR THEM ON BIG EASY RECITES HIS FAVOURITE POEM HOW THE MAN WITH ONE EYE IS KING IN THE KINGDOM OF THE BLIND
HOLE 10 WIN MICKY 5UP
HOLE 11 WIN MICKY 6UP CLENCHED BUTTOCKS TIME FOR EASY
HOLE 12 HALVED MARK DING EASY NO GOING BACK NOW THE LOSS OF £15 BEER MONEY IS STARING THEM IN THE FACE, NO WHOOP WHOOPS CAN BE HEARD EASY HAS SRARTED SPEAKING IN TONGUES
HOLE 13 WIN MICKY DING EASY GAME SET AND MATCH 7+5
MIGHT AS WELL FINISH THE STORY THERES NO HAPPY ENDING IT'S BRUTAL
HOLE 14 WIN MARK
HOLE 15 HALVED MARK
HOLE 16 HALVED MARK DING EASY
HOLE 17 HALVED MARK DING EASY
HOLE 18 WIN DERMID DING EASY AS THEY SHAKE HANDS AND PAY UP, POOR MARK WONDERS HOW THE HELL DID HE GET HIMSELF IN THIS MESS BIG EASY HAS STOPPED WHOOP WHOOPING SPEAKING IN TONGUES . AS THE FOUNDER MEMBER OF OUR SYNCHRONISED PROJECTILE VOMITING TEAM THE BIG EASY IS BEHIND A TREE PRACTISING.
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS NEVER PLAY GOLF WITH A ONE EYED MAN IN THE KINGDOM OF THE BLIND
MOYOLA RESULTS
Date: 16 Sep 2009 / Viewed: 118 times
ON THE FINAL OUTING OF THE SEASON AND AT HIS THIRD ATTEMPT THIS YEAR BOBBY FAY FINALLY WON THE COVETTED CLUB JUMPER. BOBBY BLEW ALL THE YOUNG GUNS AWAY AND CRUISED TO VICTORY WITH A COMFORTABLE MARGIN OF 4 POINTS OVER SECOND PLACE CONNOR. UNLIKE THE BIG EASYS CARD WHICH WAS LIKE A MICROWAVE ON OVERTIME, BOBBY DID'NT REGISTER A SINGLE DING ON THE DAY.. BOBBY PUT HIS VICTORY DOWN TO YEAR'S OF EXPERIANCE IN RAINY CONDITIONS WHEN MEN WERE MEN,HE SAID THESE YOUNG BUCKS SEE A BIT OF RAIN AND RUN LOOKING FOR THEIR MAMMY'S TO HOLD THE UMBRELLA. THIS DISPLAY OF ALL WEATHER GOLF ALSO SECURED BOBBY SECOND PLACE IN PLAYER OF THE YEAR.
1st B FAY 38 PTS 2nd C McNIECE 34 PTS 3rd M McMAHON 31PTS F9 D MITCHELL 17 PTS B9 D HARVEY 18 PTS