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MELTDOWN OF A GREAT GOLFER
Date: 16 Sep 2009 / Category: Golf / Views: 224
PICTURE THE SCENE, SUNDAY 6th CLANN EIREANN FINAL OUTING MICKY AND DERMID PAIRED AGAINST IAN AND MARK, MICKY SAYS ARE WE PLAYING FOR A £1-£1-£1 THE BIG EASY RETORTS ARE YOU MICE OR MEN WERE PLAYING FOR £5-£5 AND £5 WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP !! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
HOLE 1 WIN DERMID 1UP
HOLE 2 WIN DERMID 2UP
HOLE 3 WIN DERMID 3UP
HOLE 4 WIN MICKY 4UP DING EASY THE WHOOP WHOOP HAS FADED
HOLE 5 HALVED MARK
HOLE 6 WIN MARK 3UP
HOLE 7 WIN DERMID 4UP
HOLE 8 HALVED MARK
HOLE 9 HALVED MARK. HAVE YOU SEEN THE PATTERN YET.
TO CHEER THE TEAM UP AND SPUR THEM ON BIG EASY RECITES HIS FAVOURITE POEM HOW THE MAN WITH ONE EYE IS KING IN THE KINGDOM OF THE BLIND
HOLE 10 WIN MICKY 5UP
HOLE 11 WIN MICKY 6UP CLENCHED BUTTOCKS TIME FOR EASY
HOLE 12 HALVED MARK DING EASY NO GOING BACK NOW THE LOSS OF £15 BEER MONEY IS STARING THEM IN THE FACE, NO WHOOP WHOOPS CAN BE HEARD EASY HAS SRARTED SPEAKING IN TONGUES
HOLE 13 WIN MICKY DING EASY GAME SET AND MATCH 7+5
MIGHT AS WELL FINISH THE STORY THERES NO HAPPY ENDING IT'S BRUTAL
HOLE 14 WIN MARK
HOLE 15 HALVED MARK
HOLE 16 HALVED MARK DING EASY
HOLE 17 HALVED MARK DING EASY
HOLE 18 WIN DERMID DING EASY AS THEY SHAKE HANDS AND PAY UP, POOR MARK WONDERS HOW THE HELL DID HE GET HIMSELF IN THIS MESS BIG EASY HAS STOPPED WHOOP WHOOPING SPEAKING IN TONGUES . AS THE FOUNDER MEMBER OF OUR SYNCHRONISED PROJECTILE VOMITING TEAM THE BIG EASY IS BEHIND A TREE PRACTISING.
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS NEVER PLAY GOLF WITH A ONE EYED MAN IN THE KINGDOM OF THE BLIND